- Just caught one in the wild
- A road worker was accused of theft.
- I drank Holy water with a laxative
- Who is taller, Mr. Bigger or his son?
- What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?
- Why couldn't the green pepper become an archer?
- What's the most famous fruit in Maryland?
- Is Ray straight?
- Why did Timmy bury Lassie?
- I ordered 2 large fries at McDonald’s
- Read this out loud:
- What branch of the military do horses join?
- Everyone knows that the inside of a fire hydrant is full of H2O. But do you know what is on the outside of a fire hydrant?
- Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
- Everyone knows Albert Einstein was brilliant