- What did the Jamaican priest say to the acolyte before hearing confessions?
- Why do they call it golf?
- What do you call two Roman lesbians?
- Son - "Dad what's the difference between confident and confidential?"
- What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
- An embarassed teen goes to the pharmacy and buys a box of condoms
- An archaeologist working in Jerusalem finds a rock that has 5 figures on it 1- a woman, 2 - a donkey, 3 - a shovel, 4- a fish, 5 - a Star of David
- I can't believe Donald Trump is still claiming he won in 2020
- What's the most popular song to play on a theremin?
- Roddy MacStew, the famous human cannonball, retired yesterday.
- Why is "Pride Month" in June instead of September?
- I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift.
- Why are your fingers the most reliable part of your body?
- I think it's stupid that people say that women belong in the kitchen.
- I got a pet termite named Clint