- My math teacher is a bad Christian.
- A giraffe walks into a bar and says…
- The corner store tried to charge me $2 for a roll of TP.
- Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
- Me to my daughter: I know everything
- Who did the goldfish hire to build a house?
- Want to hear a good pick-up line?
- Skeletons are indifferent whenever their business goes under.
- I told my cat that I’m going to teach him to speak English
- What is a seal's favorite subject it school?
- An old woman looked into her crystal ball told me I would make statues of poultry out of red hot iron...
- If an angel statue is removed from a fountain…
- My chimney is a real jerk. I hate how stupid it is. And ugly.
- What is The Flintstone's favorite horror film?
- My kids shoved a bunch of playing cards in my CD player…